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    teashoesandhair:

    utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

    tommarvolohiddles:

    mandatoryupgrades:

    Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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    I want that to be the final line of my biography.

    let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

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    and, of course, from henry v

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    ah, the leeks.

    Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

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    Reblog if today is not your birthday.

    spoken-not-written:

    themockingjayd12:

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    Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

    Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

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    Wow this is one day before my birthday.

    butts

    Anonymous asked:
    "There should be a warning sign on my dick 'choking hazard'" "Isn't that label put on small objects?" <3

    Ahhhh hahaha



    code-pi:

    “Budgies in Love” [x]

    (Source: solstitialis)

    niallernope:

    Okay I just unfollowed loads of inactive blogs. And my dash is still super dead.

    Want me to follow you? Reblog this!

    1,663 plays Toxicity

    cat-chicken:

    cat-chicken:

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    I’m sorry, I’ll leave now…

    Honestly, it seems like it works with all of their songs

    iheartchaos:

    You know who else’s birthday is today? David Bowie. You know who has a new single to go along with his first album in a decade? David Bowie.

    This is “Where Are We Now?”, Bowie’s new single from his new album ‘The Next Day’, his first full new album in a decade.

    Atoms reach temperatures colder than absolute zero, into infinite hot

    iheartchaos:

    Absolute zero, the temperature at which atoms completely cease motion was once a goal of physicists. But now, physicists have now somehow managed to take atoms colder than infinite zero that loops back around into weird negative temperature realm that can only be described as infinite hot.

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    arnazingphil:

    imdonebye:

    hop-onmytardis:

    imdonebye:

    i’m skyping with a cute boy help

    ACT NATURAL

    I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH

    that was

    super natural

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