Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
Wow this is one day before my birthday.
"There should be a warning sign on my dick 'choking hazard'" "Isn't that label put on small objects?" <3
Okay I just unfollowed loads of inactive blogs. And my dash is still super dead.
Want me to follow you? Reblog this!
I’m sorry, I’ll leave now…
Honestly, it seems like it works with all of their songs
You know who else’s birthday is today? David Bowie. You know who has a new single to go along with his first album in a decade? David Bowie.
This is “Where Are We Now?”, Bowie’s new single from his new album ‘The Next Day’, his first full new album in a decade.
Absolute zero, the temperature at which atoms completely cease motion was once a goal of physicists. But now, physicists have now somehow managed to take atoms colder than infinite zero that loops back around into weird negative temperature realm that can only be described as infinite hot.